James Speak

So I was talking James into potty training by using the great tactic of "you get to wear big boy underwear." "No," he responds "I want to wear a diaper." This goes on for about 5 minutes and I say, "if you wear underwear, everytime you go to the bathroom I will give you an M&M."
James' response: "How about two."

(Who do you think has a dutch oven James?) Sierra, Sierra. (No, she doesn't. Who else?) The Griffins. (Sierra is Sierra Griffin) Sierra is the Griffins?

I was upset with James for peeing his pants...again. And he says "You gotta choose the right words Mom. You gotta choose the right words. Jesus said."

(Who's in the picture?) Matt. (No, it's you when you were a baby.) It's me when I was Matt.