James Speak & Matthias Chatter

James: Why can't you just let me do what I want?

Matthias had popsicle all over his face, so I ask him to come over and get it wiped off...
James: I'll lick it off. (which he then began to do)

While looking at a Lands End catalog that came in the mail. All the kids were wearing coats.
James: What is that? (referring to the coat. My kids are going to freeze!)

I was picking up the name pillows my mom makes for everyone...
Me: This pillow says James, see? And this pillow says
Matthias: MINE!

Me: Is Matthias your favorite brother?
James: No.
Me: He's your only brother.
James: I think the one in your tummy.