James Speak

He has been so hilarious lately, but I keep forgetting to write things down so I don't remember so many that were just so funny! But a few...

Lately James has been telling everyone that "Matt is a chunk." Yesterday I asked what he wanted to write on a card to a friend and he said, "Jokes and stuff. Like 'Matt is a chunk.'" So since everyone laughs when he says that he thinks he is telling a joke.

"When Hannah is born, she can ride on my shoulders and Matthias can ride on Dad's shoulders." Riiight...I'm definitely up for that.

"Where did Dad's white car go? That he used to drive to work."

While home teaching with Taylor last week he described in great detail the chopping and skinning of the deer.

Said to me..."Your tummy is so fat."

"First I was in your tummy and then I popped out and then Matthias was in your tummy and he popped out and now Hannah is in your tummy." Fortunately nobody has actually popped...yet.

Ever since we got home from hunting James keeps saying "I want some meat." ALL the time.

"Thumper and Bambi are friends like me and Todd are friends."

After he took about 50 pics (a blog post of it's own to come) I was looking through them...
Me: What is THAT?

James: My nose.