Matthias Chatter

(upon finding him out of bed and downstairs)
Me: Why did you get out of bed?
Matthias: Didn't get out bed. I fall out of bed.
Me: And you fell all the way downstairs?


Me: Where did Daddy get to?
Matthias: To market.
Me: Really...what is he doing there?
Matthias: Buying fat pig.


(looking at a book and pointing out the pictures)
Matthias: A clock!
Me: That's right. Do you know what a clock tells us?
Matthias: Not wake up!